Merry Christmas Cards Sayings 2015

You can love Christmas without taking it too seriously. After all, this is a holiday that’s associated with a jolly fat man, flying reindeer, and elves (and not the cool ones like Legolas). There’s a lot of comedy material here, folks. Also Check :  Merry Christmas Cards

No wonder a lot of people opt for funny messages when choosing Christmas cards. Not only is the holiday easy to poke fun at, but it’s supposed to be about joy. What greater joy is there than having a good laugh at Santa’ expense?

There’s just one potential problem with sending out humorous Christmas cards. Some people may not appreciate it, especially if the joke is on the crude side. For that reason, a funny card might not be the best choice for the office, or for acquaintances you don’t know very well.

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While it’s often ideal to come up with your own Christmas card wording, that’s an especially tall order when it comes to comedy. Instead, you might want to choose a quote from a funny Christmas movie like Elf or A Christmas Story. Fortunately, there have been many hilarious things said about Christmas over the years.

If you’re looking for ideas, check out this collection of funny Christmas card sayings. Add them to your own holiday cards, or just share them online with friends and family.

The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. – JOAN RIVERS

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December. – LOUIS C.K

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.- JOHNNY CARSON

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. – JAY LENO

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle three things: a rainy day, lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights. – MAYA ANGELOU

If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it’s gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus. – JACK HANDY

You stink! You smell like beef and cheese! You don’t smell like Santa! – ELF

I’ve warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves – GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER

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