Happy Valentines Day Quotes, Sayings 2016

Are you searching for valentines day funny quotes, if yes then I must say you will find the funny happy valentines day quotes. Just choose from the following the phrases things you may want to say to your Valentine day special.

With valentines day funny quotes every one looks happy while reading, if you want to make your friends happy then keep reading funny valentines day quotes for friends, you love it. Also Check :  Happy Valentines Day Pictures

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. ; valentines day funny quotes

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I’m not trying to hit on you, or throw you a line. I just want you to be my Valentine. ; funny valentines day quotes

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Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone. ; valentines day quotes funny

-Lewis Black

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I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. ; funny happy valentines day quotes

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Today is Valentine’s Day   or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! ; valentines day funny quotes

– Jay Leno ; funny valentines day quotes for friends

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Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. – By Cathy Carlyle ; funny anti valentines day quotes

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We are most alive when we’re in love.

John Updike ; funny anti valentines day quotes

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I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. – By Tracy Smith ; funny valentines day quotes

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Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. – By Judith Viorst ; valentines day quotes funny

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Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. – By Hoosier Farmer

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